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I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."
I CANT BREATHE
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Since I already involved myself with KanColle thanks to our younger bro, I can’t help but want to anthropomorphize (?) the 3 main ships you can use in Assassin’s Creed…
Y’know wise Aquila, flirty Jackdaw and cold Morrigan (I might also add Altaïr II cause she’s a beauty).
Yes, I already got their characteristics planned out, but how they’d look like THAT my imagination is failing at.|||orz
Maybe I should just make them like— fem versions of their captains?xD
/Moe/-anthropomorphize, because anime-style, I think. -w-
I am intrigued how it would turn out, firstly because these medieval ships who are “wooden” are not like them WWII KanColle shipgirls who are “metallic.” owo
Take some inspiration or gather some design ideas from the artist of shipgirls from KanColle themselves. >w< i.e.:
- Physical Appearance: Kaga's “side ponytail depicts her distinctive downward-facing funnel, used to exhaust air operation gases.”
- Heritage: Kongou's “affinity for tea” and Engrish dialogues “is based on her British heritage”
- Notable Activity: Yayoi's “tattered ribbon on her left hand gun barrel (right side of the card), which she holds onto in her damaged art, is likely either Kisaragi's (who Yayoi was in Destroyer Division 30 with, and was lost very early in the war) or Mutsuki's (who Yayoi rescued the survivors of).”
…Actually, not sure if they’re depicted by the artist themselves or by fans, but eitherway you get the idea. =w=
Plain “fem!versions of their captains” simply won’t do because they’re different entities or something, IMO. But eh, if the creative juice aren’t pumping up well yet, maybe mixing these ideas up could pop up something. I dunno. -w-
Rare shot of a Chinook bathing
Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?
The Wallet Ninja
It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!
BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.
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- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
That’s some unique take on the アンドロイド / Android name I’ve seen. o.o
Sure, I don’t mind being an android -w-;